{"product_id":"jar-of-fucks-to-give-funny-novelty-gag-gift-desktop-decor","title":"Jar of Fucks to Give – Funny Novelty Gag Gift \u0026 Desktop Decor","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEver feel like your daily supply of patience is completely tapped out? Now you can show the world exactly where you stand with our \"Jar of Fucks to Give.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhether you keep it on your office desk as a subtle warning to coworkers, give it as a hilarious white elephant gift, or hand a token directly to a friend in need, this novelty gag gift speaks volumes without you having to say a single word.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEach clear glass jar is labeled with durable vinyl lettering and filled with precision laser-cut wooden tokens. When someone asks for your opinion on a meeting that could have been an email, simply open the screw-top lid, check your inventory, and let them know that you are officially fresh out.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhy You’ll Love It:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eThe Ultimate Office Gag Gift: Perfect for coworkers, bosses, or anyone trapped in corporate retail or customer service.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eHandcrafted Quality: Features a durable glass vial, a secure metallic screw-on cap, and individual, cleanly cut wooden word tokens.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eHilarious Desktop Decor: Small enough to fit on any desk, bookshelf, or counter, making it a brilliant conversation starter.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eReady to Gift: The perfect funny birthday present, White Elephant gift, secret santa surprise, or a treat for your sarcastic self.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eProduct Specifications:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eMaterial: High-quality glass jar, metal lid, and premium laser-cut wood tokens.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eJar Text: \"FUCKS TO GIVE\" in bold black lettering.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eIncluded: 1 Glass Jar with screw-cap lid and a collection of miniature wooden tokens.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"FluffyFrankCreationsLLC","offers":[{"title":"Black","offer_id":44458145284138,"sku":null,"price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White","offer_id":44458145316906,"sku":null,"price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Silver","offer_id":44458145349674,"sku":null,"price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0557\/1133\/4442\/files\/CC4608D1-1E07-4650-B779-7125A5D693B5.jpg?v=1781136484","url":"https:\/\/fluffyfrankcreations.com\/products\/jar-of-fucks-to-give-funny-novelty-gag-gift-desktop-decor","provider":"FluffyFrankCreationsLLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}